How the Government Helps You!

 Tax his land,

 Tax his wage,

 Tax his bed in which he lays.

 Tax his tractor,

 Tax his mule,

 Teach him taxes is the rule.

 Tax his cow,

 Tax his goat,

 Tax his pants,

 Tax his coat.

 Tax his ties,

 Tax his shirts,

 Tax his work,

 Tax his dirt.

 Tax his tobacco,

 Tax his drink,

 Tax him if he tries to think.

 Tax his booze,

 Tax his beers,

 If he cries,

 Tax his tears