Now that I am a grandpa, some things seem a lot clearer. For example:

The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all..

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

A young child may be afraid of the dark ,but a teenager wants to stay out all night.

At class reunions you always feel younger than everyone else looks

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

There are no new sins....the old ones just get more publicity.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number. Think about this...,

No one ever says "It's only a game" when his team is winning.

Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.

Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.

After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.

My biggest worry with today’s generation is that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?