Some people think our society has become too materialistic and we are on a slippery slope. This church seems to agree.

SERMON IN SOAP

DUZ you DREFT with the TIDE? VEL, now is the time to CHEER up.
If you want real JOY, the TREND is to BREEZE to church on Sunday.  Too many WOODBURY their heads in a pillow, or work to make their cars SPARKLE, forgetting the Lord's Day is made of LESTOIL.  When the Lord is put first, a DOVE will never need to send and SOS.  Maybe we ought to DIAL you to remind you of IVORY palaces yonder.  Worship is your LIFEBUOY; so WISK yourself out of bed with ZEST next Sunday.  Dress up SPIC AND SPAN, and DASH like a COMET to Sundy School and church.  When you've sung praises to God, you'll feel like MR. CLEAN all week.