LIFE’S LITTLE LESSONS

 

           

 

 

 

 

 

    1. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

   2. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

            3.  A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

            4.  It’s recently been discovered that research causes cancer in   rats.

    5. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

     6. Maybe that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

     7. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because

                   the average man can see better than he can think.

       8. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make

                          you feel happy to be on your way.

       9. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where

              you left them to where you can't find them.

                10. A .44 Magnum beats four aces.