Groan Loudly!

A man goes into his dentist's office and complains because there is
something wrong with his mouth.

After a brief consultation the dentist exclaims "Holy Smoke! That
plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly
completely corroded. What on earth have you been eating?"

The man replied "Well, the only thing I can think of is this -- my
wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on
it -Hollandaise sauce she called it.

"And doctor, I'm talking 'delicious'. Ive never tasted anything like
it. Ever since then I've been puttin it on everything - meat, fish,
toast, vegetables - you name it."

The dentist responded "That's probably it. Hollandaise sauce is made
with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. It seems as
though I'll have to install a new plate, but this time made of
chrome."

Why chrome?" the man asked.

The dentist replied "Well, everyone knows that there's no plate like
chrome for the Hollandaise."