GOLF QUOTES

Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count five. ~John Updike

If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the golf would be played far better than it is. ~Horace G. Hutchinson

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that. ~Gardner Dickinson

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt - Dean Martin

Man blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole in one. ~Author Unknown

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~Jimmy DeMaret

May thy ball lie in green pastures .... and not in still waters. ~Author Unknown

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie. ~George Deukmejian

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe. ~Author Unknown