MY GOLF BOOK.

I finishing my new book on golf that I believe gives the  

reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through

more than 50 years of non-golf experience. The cost is only $29.95. Cash only please.............


The following is the chapter listing to give you an overview. Don't wait until they're all gone !!

Table of Contents:

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee.

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker.

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank.

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger.

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management.

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Jack Daniels Before 9am.

Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round.

Chapter 10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water.

Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th.

Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome.

Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee.

Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent.

Chapter 15 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt.

Chapter 16 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever.