20 Ways for Seniors To
Maintain Mental Health
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car
With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer
at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2.
Page Yourself Over The Intercom.
Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
Ask
If They Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On
Your Desk
And
Label It "In."
5.
Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.
Once
Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine
Addictions, Switch To
Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field
Of All Your Checks,
Write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish All Your sentences with
"In Accordance With The
Prophecy."
8.
Don't use any punctuation
9.
As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are.
Laugh
Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through
Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A
Poetry Recital And
Ask Why The Poems
Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your
Work Area
And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your
Friends
You
Can't Attend Their Party Because
You're Not In The
Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You
By
Your Wrestling Name, "Rock Hard."
17. When The
Money Comes Out The ATM,
Scream
"I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The
Zoo, Start Running
Towards
The Parking
"Run For
Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner.
"Due
To The Economy, We Are Going
To
Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. Send This E-mail To Someone
To
Make Them Smile..Its Called
Therapy...