Ever Wonder Why ???---

Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America.......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens

to the counters. [sounds like something the Peer Group thought of!]

Only in America.......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the

driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process

so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking

creatures'. [I think this is my favorite]

Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille

lettering.

EVER WONDER .?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? [scary, isn't it?]

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made

with real lemons?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't

they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!