PC CRAZY

You say you're having a bad computer day! Is that your problem, brother??

You press Enter and smoke comes out the speakers? You hit delete and your

operating system goes in the recycle bin! You send a friend a nasty e-mail

and it somehow goes to your mother! Is that your problem friend? Your tried

to get rid of your cookies but instead your personal emails were sent to a

reality show? Is that your problem, sister? You called the PC support line,

but the only language they spoke was a rare Slobovian dialect! Oh yeh! We

know the feeling. You have probably reached a point where the following

type of helpful Help message sends chills down your spine!

HELP ALERT MESSAGE

If you receive an email entitled “Bedtime” delete it IMMEDIATELY.

Do not open it! Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900-sex-i numbers, or Dr. Laura.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??.

So, as you can see, your current computer problems aren't so bad at all! You've had it easy, up to now! But, we have a solution, just for you. Open Bedtime and all your worries happen at once! They are all going to happen anyway, so just get it over with! The good news will be, you never have to worry again! Doesn't that make you feel better, friend? Now, would you like to buy a used Abacus?