ZEN THOUGHTS FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY

(According to Stephen Wright)

1. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

2. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

3. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

4. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

5. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

6. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays

off now.

7. Everyone has a hotographic memory. Some just don't have film.

8. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

9. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened

10. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.